she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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