Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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