He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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