So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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