champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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