Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
i've created a new STD.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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