We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
