nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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