My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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