Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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