I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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