It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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