I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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