CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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