420 ftw
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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