What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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