yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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