i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Randomize
