Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
