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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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