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You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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