so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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