Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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