A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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