It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just gargled with NyQuil
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
