My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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