At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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