She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize
