Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
At least life still wants to fuck me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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