while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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