Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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