i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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