Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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