There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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