I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
a search helicopter?!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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