Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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