im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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