i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How's work?
Spinning.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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