when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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