where am i from again
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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