he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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