Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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