hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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