Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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