id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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