Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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