Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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