My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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