Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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