goodnight i made you a song goodbye
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I supernannyed him into submission
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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