So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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