you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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