please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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