Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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