At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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