I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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