Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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