if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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